how’s someone meant to like me when i don’t even like me
how am i supposed to like ur personality when i don’t even like ur eyebrows
people who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together
if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
I want my spine removed so i can go down stairs like a slinkie